Thursday, March 29, 2012

Gen V K Sing's delima ..and tale of STUPID congress

since last two days,Media either it is print or TV the one serious issue rather most serious issue for any country is been discussed live, here is the dummy's guide to wot happening around...
Army Chief General VK Singh is blamed for bringing out the letter written to PM and defence minister Mr. Antony which ws suppose to be confidential out in the media.
the general brought out the shortcomings of our indian army to PM who heads the defence panel and also head of the (state)country which was an obvious move.any normal guy wud have done that. now instead of taking further steps congress is blaming BJP...what the hell BJP has to do with it..opposition party has no command over decisions instead of acting sensibly congress is keen on takin the discussion away from the issue to "why the general did not speak earlier abt these things,why after the age row?" few of the MPs from congress demanded chief to be sacked..MPs damn...we all kno wot kind of ppl get these seats. Congress MP Harshvardhan Singh has written to Defence Minister Antony demanding the sacking of General VK Singh. now this MP is arts graduate..what the fuck he knows abt wot is it to serve in the army.neither do Mr. Antony himself..why not former army chief steps in..or reserve the seat for a person served in army ...reservation is no new to this country..out of 100 seat 65% are reserved (its a sad thing.) another joker from congress pack Mr. Manu singh singhvi. he himself has no idea wot he is saying, he demanding the probe against general for leaking, while congress spokespersons are busy clearing that they are not at fault. why not concentrate on the content of the letter than hw it end up in media. myself being a common man i am not at all concern abt how it ended up in some media house i am concern abt my safety , my family's safety nd safety of my people. no spokesperson from congres's pack of joker had a discussion abt the content....where as in BJP spokesperson are sensible enough to debate on this serious issue,all the questions raised by BJP as an opposition were legitimate while ans wer from congress were stupid BJP stand is crystal clear by asking the govt to act on it ASAP and clear the air. here are few stand of BJP,
BJP spokesman Prakash Javadekar said, “Our defence is suffering because of indecision and that is what we condemn.It becomes more serious when the Army chief himself tells that the situation is worsening day by day.”
there are few thing to notice
1) why not congress take a firm stand on the leaked Letter issue..?
2) why are they demanding General's Resignation
3) who made manu sanghvi congress Spoke person
4) why Sonia gandhi and Rahul gandhi speak on these issues..?
5) why not they talk sensible like BJP ?
6) why not ask the channel, for the source of the information.?
7) is media indiscipline?
8) or the Chanel's are so desperate to gather TRP in this cut throat competition.

all the above questions will go unanswered......!!

Friday, June 10, 2011

ITS NOT MY THOT ..BUT IT SUPPOERS MY THOTH TO A VERY GR8 EXTENT!!!

THE CURIOUS CASE OF RAHUL GANDHI


Rahul Gandhi: "I feel ashamed to call myself an INDIAN after seeing what has happened here in UP".


PLEASE DON'T BE ASHAMED OF U.P. YET



Please don't be ashamed of Uttar Pradesh yet. Congress ruled the State for the Majority of the duration Pre Independence to Post Independence.. from 1939 to 1989 ( barring the Periods of Emergency.. Thanks to your Grand Mom Indira G. and a couple of transitional Governments)



8 out of the total 14 Prime Ministers of India have been from UP, 6 out of those 8 have been from Congress...



I think your party had more than half a century and half a Dozen PM's to build a State...



The Reason Mulayam Singh, subsequently came to Power is because your party wasn't exactly Gandhian in their dealings in the State.. So May be If you look at in totality the present chaos in UP is the outcome of the glorious leadership displayed by Congress in UP for about 50 years!



So Please don't feel ashamed as yet Dear Rahul.. For Mayawati is only using the Land Acquisition Bill which your party had itself used to LOOT the Farmers many times in the Past!




WHY DIDN'T YOUR PARTY CHANGE THE BILL WHEN IT WAS IN POWER FOR SO LONG?


Not that I Endorse what Mayawati is doing.. What Mayawati is doing is Unacceptable..



But the past actions of your party and your recent comments, puts a question mark on your INTENT and CONSISTENCY.





YOU REALLY WANT TO FEEL ASHAMED



But don't be disappointed, I would give you ample reasons to feel ashamed...



You really want to feel Ashamed..?



First Ask Pranav Mukherjee, Why isn't he giving the details of the account holders in the Swiss Banks.



Ask your Mother, Who is impeding the Investigation against Hasan Ali?



Ask her, Who got 60% Kickbacks in the 2G Scam ?



Kalamdi is accused of a Few hundred Crores, Who Pocketed the Rest in the Common Wealth Games?



Ask Praful Patel what he did to the Indian Airlines? Why did Air India let go of the Profitable Routes ?



Why should the Tax Payer pay for the Air India losses, when you intend to eventually DIVEST IT ANYWAY!!!



Also, You People can't run an Airline Properly. How can we expect you to run the Nation?



Ask Manmohan Singh. Why/What kept him quiet for so long?



Are Kalmadi and A Raja are Scapegoats to save Big Names like Harshad Mehta was in the 1992 Stock Market Scandal ?



Who let the BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY Accused go Scot Free? ( 20,000 People died in that Tragedy)



Who ordered the State Sponsored Massacre of SIKHS in 84?



Please read more about, How Indira Gandhi pushed the Nation Under Emergency in 76-77, after the HC declared her election to Lok Sabha Void!



(I bet She had utmost respect for DEMOCRACY and JUDICIARY and FREE PRESS)



I guess you know the answers already. So My question is, Why the Double Standards in Judging Mayawati and members of your Family and Party?



I condemn Mayawati. But Is She the only one you feel Ashamed for?



What about the ones close to you? For their contribution to the Nation's Misery is beyond comparison.



You talk about the Land being taken away from the Farmers. How many Suicides have happened under your Parties Rule in Vidarbha ? Does that Not Ashame You ?





THE 72,000 CRORE LOAN WAIVER



Your Party gave those Farmers a 72,000 Crore Loan Waiver. Which didn't even reach the Farmers by the way.



So, Why don't you focus on implementing the policies which your govt. has undertaken, instead of earning brownie points by trying to manufacture consent by bombarding us with pictures of having food with Poor Villagers....



You want to feel ashamed. You can feel ashamed for your Party taking CREDIT for DEBITING the Public Money (72,000 crores) from the Government Coffers and literally Wasting it...





You want to feel ashamed.. Feel ashamed for that...





WHY ONLY HIGHLIGHT THIS ARREST?



Dear Rahul, to refresh your memory, you were arrested/detained by the FBI the BOSTON Airport in September 2001.



You were carrying with you $ 1,60,000 in Cash. You couldn't explain why you were carrying so much Cash.


Incidentally He was with his Columbian girlfriend Veronique Cartelli, ALLEGEDLY, the Daughter of Drug Mafia.



9 HOURS he was kept at the Airport.


Later then freed on the intervention of the then Prime Minister Mr.Vajpayee.. FBI filed an equivalent of an FIR in US and released him.


When FBI was asked to divulge the information, by Right/Freedom to Information Activists about the reasons Rahul was arrested ... FBI asked for a NO OBJECTION CERTIFICATE from Rahul Gandhi.


So Subramaniyam Swami wrote a Letter to Rahul Gandhi, " If you have NOTHING to HIDE, Give us the Permission"


HE NEVER REPLIED!



Why did that arrest not make Headlines Rahul? You could have gone to the Media and told, "I am ashamed to call myself an INDIAN?".



Or is it that, you only do like to highlight Symbolic Arrests (like in UP) and not Actual Arrests ( In BOSTON)





Kindly Clarify.....



In any case, you want to feel ashamed, Read Along...





YOUR MOTHER'S SO CALLED SACRIFICE OF GIVING UP PRIME MINISTER SHIP in 2004.



According to a Provision in the Citizenship Act.



A Foreign National who becomes a Citizen of India, is bounded by the same restrictions, which an Indian would face, If he/she were to become a Citizen of Italy.



(Condition based on principle of reciprocity)



[READ ANNEXURE- 1&2]





Now Since you can't become a PM in Italy, Unless you are born there.


Likewise an Italian Citizen can't become Indian PM, unless He/She is not born here!





Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI (The Man who Exposed the 2G Scam) sent a letter to the PRESIDENT OF INDIA bringing the same to his Notice. [READ LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT IN ANNEXURE -3]



PRESIDENT OF INDIA sent a letter to Sonia Gandhi to this effect, 3:30 PM, May 17th, 2004.



Swearing Ceremony was scheduled for 5 PM the same Day.



Manmohan Singh was brought in the Picture at the last moment to Save Face!!





Rest of the SACRIFICE DRAMA which she choreographed was an EYE WASH!!!



Infact Sonia Gandhi had sent, 340 letters, each signed by different MP to the PRESIDENT KALAM, supporting her candidacy for PM.



One of those letters read, I Sonia Gandhi, elected Member from Rai Bareli, hereby propose Sonia Gandhi as Prime Minister.


So SHE was Pretty INTERESTED! Until She came to know the Facts!



So She didn't make any Sacrifice, It so happens that SONIA GANDHI couldn't have become the PM of INDIA that time.





You could be Ashamed about that Dear Rahul!! One Credential Sonia G had, Even that was a HOAX!





THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.



You go to Harvard on Donation Quota. ( Hindujas Gave HARVARD 11 million dollars the same year, when Rajiv Gandhi was in Power)



Then you are expelled in 3 Months/ You Dropped out in 3 Months.... ( Sadly Manmohan Singh wasn't the Dean of Harvard that time, else you might have had a chance... Too Bad, there is only one Manmohan Singh!)



Some Accounts say, You had to Drop out because of Rajiv Gandhi's Assassination.



May be, But Then Why did you go about lying about being Masters in Economics from Harvard .. before finally taking it off your Resume upon questioning by Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI (The Gentlemen who exposed the 2G Scam)



At St. Stephens.. You Fail the Hindi Exam.



Hindi Exam!!!



And you are representing the Biggest Hindi Speaking State of the Country?





SONIA GANDHI's EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATIONS



Sonia G gave a sworn affidavit as a Candidate that She Studied English at University of Cambridge



[SEE ANNEXURE-6, 7_37a]



According to Cambridge University, there is no such Student EVER! [ SEE ANNEXURE -7_39]



Upon a Case by Dr. Subramaniyam Swami filed against her,



She subsequently dropped the CAMBRIDGE CREDENTIAL from her Affidavit.



Sonia Gandhi didn't even pass High School. She is just 5th class Pass!



In this sense, She shares a common Educational Background with her 2G Partner in Crime, Karunanidhi.





You Fake your Educational Degree, Your Mother Fakes her Educational Degree.


And then you go out saying, " We want Educated Youth into Politics!"





Letters sent by Dr. Swami to EC and then Speaker of Lok Sabha are in ANNEXURE 7_36 &7_35 RESPECTIVELY





Contrast that with Gandhi Ji , who went to South Africa, Became a Barrister, on Merit, Left all that to work for South Africa, then for the Country....





WHY LIE ABOUT EDUCATIONAL CREDENTIALS?



Not that Education is a Prerequisite for being a great Leader, but then you shouldn't have lied about your qualifications!



You could feel a little ashamed about Lying about your Educational Qualifications. You had your reasons I know, Because in India, WE RESPECT EDUCATION!



But who cares about Education, When you are a Youth Icon!!





YOUTH ICON



You traveled in the Local Train for the first time at the Age of 38.



You went to some Villages as a part of Election Campaign.



And You won a Youth Icon!! ... That's why You are my Youth Icon.



For 25 Million People travel by Train Everyday. You are the First Person to win a Youth Icon for boarding a Train.



Thousands of Postmen go to remotest of Villages. None of them have yet gotten a Youth Icon.



You were neither YOUNG Nor ICONIC!



Still You became a Youth Icon beating Iconic and Younger Contenders like RAHUL DRAVID.



Shakespeare said, What's in a Name?



Little did he knew, It's all in the Name, Especially the Surname!



Speaking of Surname, Sir





DO YOU REALLY RESPECT GANDHI, OR IS IT JUST TO CASH IN ON THE GOODWILL OF MAHATMA?



Because the Name on your Passport is RAUL VINCI.



Not RAHUL GANDHI..



May be if you wrote your Surname as Gandhi, you would have experienced, what Gandhi feels like, LITERALLY ( Pun Intended)



You People don't seem to use Gandhi much, except when you are fighting Elections. ( There it makes complete sense).



Imagine fighting elections by the Name Raul Vinci...





It feels sadly Ironic, Gandhi Ji, who inspired Icons like Nelson Mandela ,Martin Luther King Jr. and John Lennon, across the world, Couldn't inspire members of his party/ Nehru's Family, who only seem to use his Surname for the purposes of FIGHTING ELECTIONS and conveniently use a different name on their PASSPORT.






You use the name GANDHI at will and then say, " Mujhe yeh YUVRAJ shabd Insulting lagta hai! Kyonki aaj Hindustan mein Democracy hai, aur is shabd ka koi matlab nahin hai!





YUVRAJ, Itna hi Insulting lagta hai, to lad lo RAUL VINCI ke Naam se!!! Jin Kisano ke saath photo khinchate ho woh bhi isliye entertain karte hain ki GANDHI ho.. RAUL VINCI bol ke Jao... Ghar mein nahin ghusaenge!!!





You could feel ashamed for your Double Standards.





YOUTH INTO POLITICS.



Now You want Youth to Join Politics.



I say First you Join Politics.



Because you haven't Joined Politics. You have Joined a Family Business.



First you Join Politics. Win an Election fighting as RAUL VINCI and Not Rahul Gandhi, then come and ask the youth and the Educated Brass for more involvement in Politics.



Also till then, Please don't give me examples of Sachin Pilot and Milind Deora and Naveen Jindal as youth who have joined Politics..



They are not Politicians. They Just happen to be Politicians.



Much Like Abhishek Bachchan and other Star Sons are not Actors. They just happen to be Actors (For Obvious Reasons)



So, We would appreciate if you stop requesting the Youth to Join Politics till you establish your credentials...





WHY WE CAN'T JOIN POLITICS!



Rahul Baba, Please understand, Your Father had a lot of money in your Family account ( in Swiss Bank) when he died.



Ordinary Youth has to WORK FOR A LIVING.



YOUR FAMILY just needs to NETWORK FOR A LIVING



If our Father had left thousands of Crores with us, We might consider doing the same..



But we have to Work. Not just for ourselves. But also for you. So that we can pay 30% of our Income to the Govt. which can then be channelized to the Swiss Banks and your Personal Accounts under some Pseudo Names.



So Rahul, Please don't mind If the Youth doesn't Join Politics. We are doing our best to fund your Election Campaigns and your Chopper Trips to the Villages.



Somebody has to Earn the Money that Politicians Feed On.





NO WONDER YOU ARE NOT GANDHI'S. YOU ARE SO CALLED GANDHI'S!!



Air India, KG Gas Division, 2G, CWG, SWISS BANK Account Details... Hasan Ali, KGB., FBI Arrest..



You want to feel ashamed..



Feel Ashamed for what the First Family of Politics has been reduced to...



A Money Laundering Enterprise.





NO WONDER YOU ARE NOT GANDHI'S BY BLOOD. GANDHI is an adopted Name. For Indira didn't marry Mahatma Gandhi's Son.



For even if you had one GENE OF GANDHI JI in your DNA. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PLAGUED BY SUCH 'POVERTY OF AMBITION' ( Ambition of only EARNING MONEY)





You really want to feel Ashamed.



Feel Ashamed for what you ' SO CALLED GANDHI'S' have done to MAHATMA'S Legacy..



I so wish GANDHI JI had Copyrighted his Name!



Meanwhile, I would request Sonia Gandhi to change her name to $ONIA GANDHI, and you could replace the 'R' in RAHUL/RAUL by the New Rupee Symbol!!!





RAUL VINCI : I am ashamed to call myself an Indian.



Even we are ashamed to call you so!





P.S: Popular Media is either bought or blackmailed, controlled to Manufacture Consent!



My Guess is Social Media is still a Democratic Platform. (Now they are trying to put legislations to censor that too!!)



Meanwhile, Let's ask these questions, for we deserve some Answers.



For we are all Gandhi's. For Bapu is the Father of the Nation!





To know more, Try looking for Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI. He is the reason today 2G SCAM is being Investigated!!!





YOURS SINCERELY



NITIN GUPTA ( RIVALDO)



B.Tech, IIT Bombay

Thursday, December 9, 2010

A MASTER TAKES ON 'A LEGEND'

ANURAG KASHYAP blamed AB for delaying a film being directed by close associate of anurag kashyap ,shonali bose,shonali bose's Chittagong starring Manoj Bajpayee was delayed cuz the film had the same untold story as that of 'Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey' starring AB's baby and dipika padukone...still wondering it came and gone and it hammered another nail in to dying career of AB's baby...dis was the cheap move from AB...it was not ethical at all 2 delay the film 'cuz another film was made with his baby innit...the movie has already went on floors hit the theater and failed miserably to make a wave....
Industrywalas shud understand the fact that AB's baby's days are over.he himself admitted that he was ignorant about the facts of chittagong uprising wen director ashutosh gowarikar was about to narrate the script...he blamed his schooling in Europe for not knowing the history.blaming sum1 else is not new to this family.they blamed mani ratnam..popularly known as 'mani SIR' down south...the master himself has directed the dud film named ravana....and bacchans blamed mani ratnam for not marketing it properly and poor script of ravana...while on other hand ravana tamil version was a super hit down south with a same script and dialogs...the only difference was the talent and the acting skills which lacked heavily in hindi version. tamil version got critical acclaim asswellas commercial success.
don't know why dis industry wala make so fuss about the the name amitabh bacchan.what has he done for the Indian cinema...think think...not even a single thing .....instead people do forget the real actors mind u m saying actors not heroes or stars..Om puri..nasserruddin shah..Dr. shriram lagu..these were the people who took indian movie to another continent.actors from aditya shrivastav to K K menon....from guru dutt to amir khan these are the actors that budding talent should look up to.
here another favorite director of mine is making a huge mistake by casting AB's BABY in one of his newest venture....GOD BLESS YOU SLB..!!!!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Dr. suniitha krishnan.


the name sunitha krishnan may not sound familiar to most of us.but the amount of contribution this women had for the society,women and children of the second generation of the HIV infected parents..children of sex workers.she also had a notable contribution in fight against sex slavery.
few among us might not b aware of these terms..let me explain you in details.

*second generation of sex worker : women who was dragged into flesh trade,children of these women is called as second generation of sex worker. sex workers are not accepted in our so called cultural society.so the people don't treat the children of these sex workers as a part of their society.hence they are deprived of the basic necessities such as education.as we all know how its difficult for a graduate to land up some job.and for a uneducated person it seems impossible.hence they got no other option other than following their mothers footsteps and get into this flesh trade.
hence, second generation of sex worker because they were forced into this by society by refusing to accept them as a part of society.
DR. sunitha menon has worked towards the betterment of this generation.providing them with sufficient education to live the dignified life..not just the children she is responsible for providing employment to many sex workers across india by providing them industrial skills to work in small scale industries.
*sex slavery : sex slavery is the most heinous type of slavery.as the name suggest the victim is tortured sexually.
sunitha mennon stand against it firmly.
counseling the victims and providing them with medical support.
till now she has rescued around 2000 women ,children from flesh trade and this is the huge contribution towards the neglected part of the society and humanity.
there is a news going around of sum senior police officer of mumbai police is accused of raping a minor (14yrs).some years ago there was another cop sunil more who was accused of raping a collage student while still on a duty.he was found to be guilty of his charges.
plz every one reading this do not treat women,children as obnoxious creature they deserve the same respect as we have towards other people.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"SOME BRIDGE WAS BROUGHT DOWN ON DECEMBER 6, 1992"




"SOME BRIDGE WAS BROUGHT DOWN ON DECEMBER 6, 1992"

This was the headline for today’s Mumbai mirror. This gave me a rude shock. Mumbai mirror did an awesome job by interviewing a new breed of generation .but being an Indian I have a question is it good that a young fellows don’t know that this ’93 bomb blasts was for?

http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Default/Client.asp?Daily=MMIR&showST=true&login=default&pub=MM&Enter=true&Skin=MIRRORNEW&GZ=T&AW=1285730363359

For those who are still clueless, the dec 6th shook all of the Indians (mind u Hindus nd Muslims)…it was the blackest day for India. Just for the sake of politics some political party tried 2 make a babri masjid a rubble. It would have been an example if people who tried 2 demolish the mosque cud have made an effort 2 make a ram mandir right next 2 it..Wasn’t this idea cool enough to sort out all the so called differences between Hindus and Muslims …for the matter of fact that there was a temple in 14th century but for the matter of fact now its 21st century now lot of things had been changed since then…why the people don’t understand this simple logic. Y can’t a masjid and a mandir co exist @ a same place…just think what a gr8 example it would have been if it existed side by side…!!!but looking at the present state of tension between two groups(I’ll say groups ‘cuz I don’t consider them Hindu or Muslim…they r just bloody politicians who r taking up this matter just for the sake of votes ) ………this bridge will take a longer time then expected….!!!

But while reading a newspaper 1 thought crept into my tiny brain….people they interviewed was around 16-18 and they were born around the same time so I guess they might not have any firsthand experience of such incident…but being just 16 yrs as a normal teenagers they just believe in a policy ‘live and let live. Actually I was really mad at the gal who answered ‘sum bridge’ upon asking her ‘name the structure which was brought down on 6th dec ‘92???

At first instance I said how can anyone be so dumb…such a big huge large case whose final verdict will b out in next 40 hrs ,for which government got all its additional forces at places just in case riots break out ,security tightened up, high alerts everywhere….and this dumb teenager don’t even know what is it about…as a normal teenager she would prefer watching MTV or sum daily soap instead of NEWS…..so coming upon the point all I want to say that the new generation don’t give a damn!!! Whether it was ram mandir or babri masjid all today’s new generation want is peace…which, if I am ant mistaken all believe in but yeahh!! Always there is an exception….!!!

Cuming upon the verdict all I want to say is nor ISLAM and neither HINDUISM advocated violence..The site because of which lot of homicides took place all over India many people lost their lives is that place suitable for a temple or a mosque??????

Y not to build an orphanage or may be an old age home or a hospital where all the patients will be treated as a human without categorizing them to any religion……!!!!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

happieee teacher's day

"Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well." - Aristotle
...the above quote clearly states the importance of teachers role in our life.....they show us the right path to choose ..right way to do the things we never did earlier in our life...starting from 'ABCD' to the complex structures of enggneering....many of the great people honored their teachers by a sentence which goes like this "I m here because of my 'teachers',................."
but can any of the teachers at dis modern age,are teaching for the sake of education..??
now a days it is just another career option with well paid per lecture loyalty....education is a business in 21st century.many of us wont deny this.politicitos cuming up with colleges asks a hefty sum of donation on the name of infrastructure improvement funds....is it justified move dat parents are paying almost upto 5lakhs for enrolling their nt so well deserving kid into sum top ranking enggneering college...where as another fellow with deserving score are forced to opt for some bachlores degree in science or IT...here INDIA education is not that important as compared to your exam score...here person who scores good marks are meant to be genius...but what exactly he is doin is he is just learning the concept...dats it...he gets his degree nd here he goes to join the rat race to earn MONEY...where he never incorporates wat he has learnt...main objective of education is to use what we hav learnt nd lay down new concepts to be followed by others.....same way as the "main motive of the leader is to create new leaders not followers"
"our education system is exam oriented, nt education oriented -Rahul mataghare".

Sunday, August 15, 2010

dirty dirty dirty.........

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King’s chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn’t
have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to
the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story – Pay your bloody bills !!!