phewww...dat ws tuff ...ma xamz....life has been a lil freak wid me l8ly.....damn...jus saw dis movie wid a frnd of mine i hav 2 call her a frnd cuz nothin iz official....watevr...movie ws twilight the new moon...i had seen earlier version of twilight i liked it,story ws hard hittin,dirction ws goo,scenic landscape nd good action aswell...honestly i xpected a lot frm dis mov. but story ws lame...nt dat good...but i don regret....takin ma date for dis mov....
another movie i saw dis week ws 'PAA'...featurind AB nd AB's baby....both r chu....paa ws made onna grounds of TZP..lookin @ da sucess of TZP,big entertainment ....headed by another big chu...apna 'anilbhai'..... dat idiot got a lot of capital wat da hell iz he doin in entertainment business .....should opt fr sum manufacturin venture....m nt a commerce studnt...par itna knowledge to hai.....moviemakers has lost it.....it ws sucha good topic 4 a movie...
ppl wer nt just wit dis topic.....acting suked....AURO.....(name seems hez sum alien,he looks like dat though :P ) hez lookin lyke a distant cuz of ET....vidya balan ws sweet asusual.......simply waste of ma dad's hard earned money.....
nd wat else ......lemme think.....hmmmmmmmm....ya!dis telangana thing iz eatin up ma brains.....donno wat dis thing goin arnd dwn south....
i think i hav 2 b lil regular in updatin dis blog....i pledge i will....

joke..:-)

dis iz dis joke dat i wanna share wid u guys.....


One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.”

“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer’ll tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars…a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor.”

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant…twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

hunggggggggg

hmmm...ws gettin bored @ home...parents r njoin long wekend in nasik nd m stuck wid dis idiot subjects....
ystrday ws terrible nd quite freak...escaped by luck....nd also went fr dis wedding of 1 of da fello in complex
ws ok but i ws der lookin 4 ppl i kno....all da ppl wer familiar but der ws no warmth in greetings.....ws justa formality 4 both of us..
i hate being @ such places....i went just b'coz ma frnd insisted....khana ws all good....
crowd ws kinda ok...ws xpectin more.....ha ha....nd aftr dat me,ma frnd went 4 session of drinks...gt drinks frm a beer shop....4 beer,nd 2 quarters of vodka...
nd a chiken crisp....had a fun tyme wid dem.....i m still hung....nd buzzing....wish ma sweety ws wid me....

2 day ws messy..........nd thank god dat dis bloody intrnet iz workin......my ways....ystrday saw dis mov. al da best....shit...complete shit....kuch kaam dhanda nahi hai kya logon ko....maestro like ajay devgan....over did it....hez ttl wasted in da mov......nd abt olive...shez outta hand nw....bt u gt 2 look @ her frnd.....same figure...'maal'.

damn.....had a teribble day had a fight wid parents......i m fed up off dem...dey don undrstand wat a guy of ma age wants....all i just asked 4 a new ph. nd a nw notebook...
shit....nd upar se GF ka tension....all she do iz fight fight nd fight.......busss...i m done wid her....lyfez shuch a boring thing nw....it suckzzz pretty hard....
hope ma resultz r good nd den i cn hope of gettin better..........nyways elections had a pretty shokin results defeatin biggis lyke ...shiv sena nd BJP...MNS made his way 4
victory...kudos ....lets c wat dis new ppl do to ma city....ppl do sumthing 4 mother nature...convert all govt. vehicles 2 CNG or LPG......i do ma bit ...bt dats not enough....i need ur help
nd our earth aswell....

watta day ws it 2day.....i tried askin ma crush....bt was in vain...it ws a ttl disastr....
shudhnt hav tried....lets c..wat happns....saw BLUE...OK OK mov. 1 thing maan lara dutta...fukin HOT...she ws nevr shown in dis AVATAR earlier...smokin hot
nice cars nd bykes....stole da thunder frm akki....world class yatch...saala bohot kharcha kia mov.pe....

jus sw dis mov. named 'dharam'...damn....it ws so inspiring....u kno i don go 4 cheap nd cheesy mov...
ppl swear by my movie choise....nd if i m sayin dis"awsome mov.,it gav me a goosebums"...den u hav 2 c dat perticular movie.
it ws so much flled wid talent...nd moreover it ws a mov. of a debutant director....bhavna talwar....i wonder she still didnt make ny mark in
mov. industry.....obviously wizards like anurag kashayp wich took almost a decade to make his mark...dat wise shez jus started.....ppl reading dis blog do watch dis movie...
master actors like pankaj kapoor, supriya pathak....did a fab job...nd intresting fact....
dis industrywall sent eklavya 4 OSCARS nd nt dis .....miffed ba dis bhavna talwar filed a case...but widrew it as date to send entries had already passed"u kno indian law system...."
kudos 4 bhavna talwar......

R.I.P......YSR reddy.....

......hey guyzzz.....damn dis 2 days had a quite a happnin....dis CM got lost in a jungle...nd several hrz l8r news came out dat hez no more....saaad.....honestly i havnt heard abt him earlier.....i dont think itz unusual.....lettit b...aftr dat i heard dat ppl died 'coz of him ...'sadma laga unko'...damn y do ppl get so attached 2 persn......

still lokin...

ystrday ws a disaster.....1 of ,ma frnd playd dirty......bloody bitch.....nyways startin wid 2days headline .....ANAND JON...found guilty of sexual abuse with minor.....donno if hez gulty or not...but take 4 an instance if a guy iz rubbing shoulder wid likes of john travolta,paris hilton,scarlett johannson,tom cruise nd posh nd david bekkham......will fall shaot of galz...der woud b thousands of goodlokin women nd galz dying 2 sleep wid him...not just bcoz hez talented or goodlokin just b'coz hez famous nd gotta lotta big bucks...nd who don want 2 rub shoulderz wid most famous ppl on planet....he can hav ny gal he wantz....nw da ? is galz wer minor sum wer 14.....damn...wher wer der mamma....wer dis galz left out on der own...nd galz @ dis age knew almost evrything......atleast in india does....;)...didnt dey knew dat hez takin advantage of dem......donno dat his 'gay' counterpart felt jelous of him..lolzzzz
nyways it ws a mythbuster dat all fashion desiners r not gay....nyways...pll had been booked 4 dis charge b4 nd will b booked in comin future as well......

here again....afta a lng tyme....wat 2 do gotta hectic lyfestyle......damn...!read in NEWS dat sum 1 has donated a 1.3 crore ya datz right 1.3 crore of 'mukut'...crown 2 Sai baba.........,man.....dey dont undrstand dat sai baba who lived all in rags..nd lived in a shanty...ate othrs ppl food...how can ny1 think abt dis...nd so called trustis accepted it.....bloody business men..........nd anothr prson donated arnd 45 acre of land to trust to study principles of sai baba....nd 2 cr8 a new religion .....4 god sake we hav got plenty.......no more religion...plzzz......hundreds of year ago humans made a mistake by cr8ing a religions..litrtli did they kno dat dis religion gonna b a threat 2 othr religion nd human kind.......damn ppl shud follow just 1 religion dats 'humanity'.....nd datz wat i belive in........

hell.....1 more day wid a casualty....fuck...dis H1N1......dont undrstand how dis virus mutate.......nyways...ppl frm various parties makin rounda 2 every possible damn coll.,school,complex ...2 beg 4 votes.....lolzz....i hav 2 say beg 'coz dey dont deserve 2 even slect...but dey win ...how it happens...ppl dont vote...sooo da ppl supportin dat prsn vote...so da score i 1 nil...now compare it wid lakhs of ppl....maan itz ur right vote...or rather responsibility...ma frnd jus came bak frm pune....a 'swine flu hub'...(no offence.)..i had a talk wid him nd voila he said he has a cold nd a headache.......dammmnnn....i said itz beta 2 keep distnce 4m him...
hav u ever imagined how tiny is a virus.......? nooo, den listen...its so tiny dat a norman eye can only c it if itz magnified 20,000 times...yeah....datz correct...nd i wonder wat an obnoxious virus can do to a human race.......it can single handedlyy wipe out all humans frm da face of the earth....hav u ever imagined urself a threat 2 to a thing...wich iz as huge as a human body iz 2 a virus????
no??


think again...........!!

we r a threat 2 our planet.........nd how?.. take a look @ dis globol warming stuff......
.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGr2jGqJN-k
take a look @ it.....u'l undrstnd....

crap...

fuck......donno how i lost ma ol...acc....all dis days of typin all dis days of thoughts nd all dis hard work......dissappeared in a thin air......shit....coupla dys inactive nd dis blogwalas ....deletd ma acc.....itz a totl crap.......
nyways...wid dis swine flu scare goin on.....ppl r wearin mask...u c ppl fluntin mask evrywer.....wid chemist sellin rs100 mask 4 200rs........damn.....dey should sell it 4 free.....politics ppl...take a note...wid electionz comin close....distribute....mask.nd tamiflu tablets......datz gonna help u a lot....wid elections...but gonna leave ur pockets coupla crore lighter.........lolzz....
few montz earlier wen flu broke out in west....india shud hav made certain provisionzzz ...but our gr8 indian govt......lettit b......thinz gonna chng...wen coupla ppl die offit......
few months earlier i recieved an SMS sayin
"ppl said black man can b president of america wen pigs can fly......herz iz OBAMA nd swine flu(flew)..."